Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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