it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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