Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
You're so nebulous sometimes
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
A bitchslap is in order.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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