My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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