what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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