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hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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