she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Can I color on your dick again?
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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