What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol