I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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