Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
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morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
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I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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