Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
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Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
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The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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