Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Randomize
