Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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