He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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