So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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