See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
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I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
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On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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