I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
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