Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i think i have two assholes
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
i came on her dog
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
When are your genitals available?
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
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