if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Alive.
So much puke
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Randomize
