Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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