If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
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