remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
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So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
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This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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