So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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