just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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