i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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