dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
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