walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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