Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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