would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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