At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
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How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
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I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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