you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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