I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
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So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
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Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
True strength comes from lack of pants
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
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