Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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