Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
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I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
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I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
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