The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
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Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
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I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
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