two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
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