I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
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If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
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Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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