ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
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You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
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so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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