That's intense
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
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