Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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