You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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