seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
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is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
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I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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