she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
There's even glitter on my cock...
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