i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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