No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
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RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
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I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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