I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
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God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
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YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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