And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
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