When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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