That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
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Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
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Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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