My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
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life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
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walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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