problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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