your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
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