were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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