Do you still have your period?
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
it hurts more in the daytime
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
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