You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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