i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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