Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
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Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
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Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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